i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather
i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry
Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
this week on: most americans can’t spell