Manhattan at 6 a.m.

but just click on the picture 

just click it

Manhattan at 6 a.m.

but just click on the picture 

just click it

p1ants:

i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather 

kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here

bl-ossomed:

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog:

familiaralien:

the-treble:

He tries so hard no to say, “A big black cock.” Only 15 seconds. Worth the watch.

why does this have so few notes?

omg i came for the big black cock and got a lot more than i expected

caseyanthonyofficial:

Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister

breakinq:

following back tons♡
lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

spoopyshibe:

this was a real scene from a real australian movie

theoddestbird:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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